Monday, February 16, 2009

Patti Needs....

This is fun....I used my real name Patti to try this....give it a shot!


Type in YOUR name and the word "NEEDS" in quotes Ie: (" Patti needs”) INTO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE and see what comes up. List the first 10 and then tag 10 or more of your friends!
This was too funny...I couldn't stop at just ten so I did the first ten pages!''

PATTI NEEDS......

1. A cause.
2. You!
3. A home!
4. Help with new glasses.
5. Her sales staff to pick up the pace in recruiting new millionaires!
6. To keep up.
7. To understand there are three main objectives that she needs to stick to or else her planning will fail.
8. To know that God's judgement is not based on popularity.
9. Some men to help her sing!
10. No title.
11. A major break!
12. To do and type it.
13. To be arrested in a Sopranos type sweatsuit like her husband!
14. Jenny Craig weighing in at 2254 lbs.
15. To meet this young man!
16. To show the black community which church she prays in for us to come together.
17. To turn 3 more or gain 73 more slayer points to reach the next level.
18. Her daily ration of hugs but she refrains from hugging Bubba because he tends to get carried away!
19.To get over herself quickly as her 15 minutes was up a long time ago!
20.A truck!
21. To worry less about the neighbors on her street and worry more about the millions of people in Illinois.
22. All those commission note books returned.
23. A distraction!
24. To free herself!
25. New matrial.
26. A boyfriend...anyone interested?
27.A little help as it's her first time and the baby is big.
28. A photo to post.
29. A puppy of her own.
30. To have a mike to keep from shouting.
31. To fly to a destination.
32. To calm down.
33.The key to the community room.
34. To leave the 70's behind!
35.Us ladies!
36. A cleaning and I will leave that up to you!
37. To be arrested.
38. To get professional help for her budding mental illness!
39. To shut up so hard!
40. To photocopy certain documents and needs to get a letter opener and a key to do so.
41. To be checked.
42. To constantly be interviewed.
43. To follow in order to develop balance, greater awareness and wholeness.
44. No introduction to the people of New Orleans.
45. An appointment with a Dr. (Plastic Surgeon).
46. Better P.R. and a new record label.

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